My whole walk over there is a lecture to myself: “You are a grown ass woman. You will not giggle. You will. not. giggle.”

Tangential: I walk 6 blocks once a month to pay my mortgage in person because at the downtown branch, there is a teller who looks like Michael B. Jordan’s younger, slimmer cousin. He has this incredible smile and always some very nice chit-chat that is perfectly timed to the length of our interaction. One time, he…

OK look, I like Black Panther and all, but I think the actual Chadwick Boseman is even dreamier than the fictional T’Challah.

I think what I’ll do is make a simple site dedicated to ET and shaming the Tribbles/Money, MS for trying to make money off of his death. And shaming Carolyn Bryant, wife of the original owner of the store, the woman whose lie led to Till’s murder. It will be there for SEO and if it devalues the property by even $100…

Are you thinking, “Making my way downtown/something something and I’m homebound”?

She’s getting paid to party in Greece so we shouldn’t feel too bad for her, yet this is all too heartbreaking to watch.

How is it possible that someone who has been partying non-stop for 20 years is that stiff and uncomfortable dancing? 

These clips seem like they must be teasers from an upcoming episode of Black Mirror about a human simulation of The Sims simulation of human fun.

Like this?:

Now just accept them back as your rulers and we’ll forgot that nasty rebellion business ok.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Oh god, there’s just something about a man with soup on his breath! Swoon!

as a blobfishsexual, I can report in no uncertain terms that Ted is the hot one

Dude really couldn’t afford to get a decent bong? At least get glass on glass for your celebrity Instagram post.

7. She goes to a Halloween party in blackface, and is shot by a cop who pulls her over for driving while black.

Wait, wait, Dan was supposed to be a DRYWALL CONTRACTOR? I NEVER would have guessed this, seeing as how he never once A) came home covered in hot mud and drywall dust B) wandered around saying ‘Holy shit my hand hurts so much, can you open this jar for me?’ C) Got an early morning call because everything on the job…

Same, but she’s going to have to compete against Patricia Clarkson as Adora.

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