Replacement by the 2018 model (now with simulated affection)?

Oh dear, Mother will not like this one bit!

Exactly. Can you imagine the red vs. blue voting bloc drama? It would either lead to the next civil war or unite the nation.

The sad truth is that a state vs. state show would be a phenomenal success because Americans hate each other.

Better Iglesias song for the sitch:

I consider myself more of a “Cumberpatch Kid,” honestly

Though perhaps it can be both? Feel for the boy for how he was violated, and censure the man who has wrought pain unto others? Can we not hold both poles?

And yet Becky McWhitetears will face no consequences from the university or police.

Same thing happened to me, both in that scene and in the scene where the Amazons charge onto the beach to fight the Germans. (Although I AM into action movies.)

I finally watched Wonder Woman a couple of weeks ago and the battle/training scenes made me tear up which really caught me off guard. I’m not into action movies in general but there was something about seeing badass women doing the stuff men usually do onscreen was really powerful for me.

Watch his performance of “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle. If you’re not in love with him after that, something is definitely wrong with you.

Activist and writer Shaun King deserves A LOT of credit for his arrest, and for the arrest of others who committed assault in Charlottesville. The local authorities did very little to try to find them, Shaun used his huge platform to identify them by name and location, and to keep the pressure on the police to follow…

It reminded me so much of what happened with Amanda Todd and I think that distressed me more than anything. I stopped watching at like episode 10, I didn’t have it in me to watch the rapes/wrist-slashing. It was too triggering for me and I’m 37, not 17.

Whenever I see him I just think there’s never a nice massive heart attack when you need one. He’s in his 70’s and looks like a partially digested deep fried Marlboro Man so fingers crossed.

How did we become surrounded by these ancient evil dinosaurs that never, ever, ever die and somehow manage to littlefinger their way into huge amounts of wealth and political power? Roy Moorlestor didn’t make it up there, but too many of them fucking do. What’s going on? Are Horcruxes real?

This dude is the political equivalent of a Tinder date who won’t take the god damn hint after months of ghosting, isn’t he?

Hey Roy,

We’re not sure how to be more direct about this, but we’ll try again: We’re Not Interested. Period. Full stop. End of message.

Calling us whores, writing poorly-considered/spelled angry…

The translation of Cuéntalo is better rendered (figuratively and literally) as “Tell It.” This is not mere fastidiousness but introduces a wider, deeper resonance (in both Spanish and English).

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

“whorish sexual witchcraft”

What in the holy blue bananas are you on about?