“I did it myself. I spent the days mostly in this exact outfit—this coat, these Ugg boots, leggings, no makeup, my hair tied up in a bun, Ubering back and forth between the hotel and the house, measuring.”

The money picture: He’s obviously at his workplace, what is she doing there? Seriously, none of my family members hang around my workplace. The closest any of them have come is to wait for me in the lobby. It’s very strange for anyone to have family around while working.

Ok but like $40 an hour to monitor someone’s Facebook?? Still.

Monitoring the social media activity of individuals in some way associated with or commenting

I saw that and rolled my eyes. That’s such a Peta post and you’re better than that Planned Parenthood. We need you. We can live without Peta.

I think Ariel’s lack of genitals would be a bigger problem. I know Ursula magically gives her legs, but that deal never mentioned a uterus and I don’t see the sea-witch giving out freebies.

I can hazard some guesses, but I don’t know what to think in the case of Ariel. Mermaids understand something very different when they hear “Roe versus wade.”

This guy puts the rise of Meghan Markle from mildly successful actress to motherfucking Princess to shame.

I was thinking Feldman was showboating again and this was either a random (or entirely fabricated) incident but then you called him a “snitch” and I’m now forced to defend Corey Feldman. Since when do we call survivors of child sex abuse “snitches”? Seriously, that’s fucked up.

I can too say he didn’t bring it on himself. You’re not my mom.

The fuck is wrong with you?

You might not like his personal style, but it was composed to make a statement. Did it do that? Will you remember this?

All’s fair in love and basketball.

I am proud of these young girls because I, too, regularly run out barefoot in the snow. (To get the mail because after snow storm number 3,000 of the winter I just can’t be bothered to put shoes on, and then mutter curse words the whole time because wet cement is cold.)

Yasssss to all of this! My husband and I constantly maintain that the mid-90s childhood was just the best in terms of tv, gameshows, and computer games in school. Which was primarily Carmen Sandiego and the Oregon Trail.

Wax mannequin. Her left eye doesn’t appear to be looking at anything.

Lest we make hasty generalizations, I’m pretty sure two crazy fuckers aren’t representative of 1.6 billion people worldwide any more than some tweaker couple that throw their babies into garbage cans are representative of all Christians.

Nah. Tiffany appears to be just as vapid, shallow and unintelligent as the rest of the Trump ejaculate-spawn. Her mom was a “beauty queen” who publicly had an affair with a married man and crowed that he was “the best sex I ever had,”and has probably never had to actually work a day in her life as a result. So,no,…

With all due respect to you, Rebecca * But fuck Tiffany Trump. She is NOT an ally. She is NOT part of any #resistance Tiffany Trump is interested in Tiffany Trump and could give zero shits over seventeen dead high-school kids. Any one with the last name Trump deserves not one iota of a benefit of doubt.

Sure the guy’s a heel, but this is corny. Toe the line and stop trying to nail DJT. He’s not some arch villain.