“Is there nothing you won’t exploit, sis? smh.”

At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.

Everyone who voted for Trump should get down on their knees and beg and plead for more illegal immigrants to come here. You know why?

Then we know who to charge for it. Thanks.

Wall big, keep brown people away

Weird. I’d rather have roads and bridges and tunnels and a highly functioning rail system and schools that teach actual American history and not revisionist crap like “slaves were workers from Africa,” but if you’d rather spend US dollars to keep an already-declining number of Mexicans from coming to the US and…

I don’t want the wall. And I don’t give a fuck what some redneck asshole like Electric Grid, who took time away from fucking his sister to post this, has to say about it.

So you’re stupid and humorless. At least you’re up front about it.

Maybe they’ve never seen Austin Powers.

I’m kind of off topic, but two months ago I mysteriously started receiving Teen Vogue in the mail; at first I was annoyed because I’m 36 years old (with no children/teens) and wondered why I was randomly receiving this Teen magazine

But how else am I going to spend a whole paycheck on a multi-day gauntlet of blistering sun, filthy hordes, and 2 bands I actually like embedded deep within 17 I don’t?

WHOA WHAT AN EDGY COMMENT YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES

Ugh, why can’t people allow me to enjoy them/their things without being secretly awful.

Also, I don’t think it’s necessarily worth sticking it to the musicians on this year’s lineup, who 1. likely do not have dealings with Anschutz and 2. have certainly signed their contracts long ago, the violation of which would likely lead to legal ramifications. Don’t go vilifying Beyoncé or Kendrick or Lorde etc,…

Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.

I thought maybe he was superrich but they’re saying his net worth is $4 million? Like how crappy is Reddit that a co-founder doesn’t have more than that?

2016 has truly been the worst year ever. I once believed in kharma and all that but nah... that shit does not exist, good people die and shit behavior gets rewarded.

It’s also one of my favourite things.