Best possible GIF for this situation!

Sophia, seemed optimistic about the future, which is how I automatically know she does not measure up to my expectations of a sound, reliably-human human.

WeWork just moved into the building I work in here in downtown Minneapolis - it used to be such a quiet building. Now there is a lot of noise. All the law-firm and business curmudgeons like myself are annoyed by the noisy youths at WeWork. I don’t have any other comments other than that. :D

I thought the same thing! I was like, “This guy might be physically bigger than his ego!” Then I realized it might just be the camera angle and his ego remains the largest thing about him.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHHYY!!!!!!!

I lol’ed for real. Yeeeeess.

Sadly, I think you’re right, this is much more likely. But at least he’ll be a job creator!* (*sarcasm)

My father came to the USA not knowing any English. He came from nothing and worked hard in a factory so he could raise me and my brother into a decent human beings. I’m a U.S. citizen who has a college degree and ABA approval paralegal certification, I speak three languages, work at a fancy law firm, and read news in…

Yes, my first response to that last line was, “Gross.” Then I back peddled because I thought, “Wait, how old is Barron? Maybe Trump’s nepotism is going get him a job at the White House, too?!”

YEEEES. Finally, some Christmas music that portrays my Holiday Spirit. (P.S., Hazel, the part about the carolers made me lol for real!)

EXACTLY! Such caricatures! “I’ll forgo everything, all my material possessions, except for some damn necklace, and forget all my issues and problems if I just have a rich/smart man f*ck me.”

I read The Girl Before and thought it was a BIG disappointment. Then I found out it was written by a man, then it made sense to me.

OMG, SAME here. What was it about him?! There was no one else in my 10 year old eyes for me but Devon Sawa. He was the Boy Man of My Dreams. (Of course he had no personality other than the one I tied together for him from the bits and pieces I read from Teen Beat, but that wasn’t relevant. :P )

Yes, I remember this too and was hoping that it would happen! America needed to hear a conversation like this after the Philando Castile ruling here in Minnesota last week. Jesus.

Aaaaaah shooooot, you’re right, and now its too late for me to edit. Not a huge difference, you’re right, but important. That’s what I get for writing before I’ve had coffee. My bad! Jezzies, see this and know that I acknowledge my mistake, thanks!

Brooks identified the shooter as a “white male, armed with a rifle.”

Bahahahahah! Yes, I think that’s exactly what it is!!

Glennon Doyle Melton. I can’t pinpoint why, but every time I see this lady’s name pop up, I have to stop myself from rolling my eyes ‘cuz I’m afraid they’ll get stuck in the back of my head from rolling them so hard. I don’t even know why.

even our own Kelly Faircloth disagreed, wrongly calling Chris Pine a “false Kirk,” 

You’d think from all the money he’s making off this one gahddamn song, he’d have the decency to at LEAST learn to pronounce the words... He doesn’t even have to know what he’s saying, just PRONOUNCE them, that’s all I’m asking. I mean, the rest of us have to learn how to be passable at our jobs to collect a paycheck!…