METS CHIDE BARTOLO COLON FOR EATING LUNCH.

After I saw you on “Chopped” I concluded you were the whitest man I’d ever seen. Now you tell me you walk around the house with a tennis racket? You’re the whitest man anyone’s ever seen.

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Oh god. Now he's going to spend more time with his family.

The ball got between their amazing high-five.

"...his first career assist, as a matter of fact, was a pocket bounce-pass to a rolling Chester Arthur for a two-handed jam."

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

Amar'e should probably be hanging out with people who aren't known to make men weak in the knees.

But hey - I'm just a guy who can't evolve, right?

"shits in the graves of his ancestors", or "pulls a Dan Snyder".

It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

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Laugh all you want, but after the game those tailgaters were ready to drive their cars through a brick wall for him.