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I don’t know a more embarrassing OJ to come out of USC.

Ultimately, this just makes Blue Hole look pathetic.

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]

I didn’t realize there are mountains in the Philadelphia Metropolitan area.

interviewer du jour Martin Brundle

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.

Counterpoint: his gauche social media account is the modern equivalent of bad table manners.

I live in pittsburgh. It is better than NYC in every conceivable way.

England: tyres
America: tires

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Nah. Inciting violence in general is perfectly legal. It has to be inciting “imminent” violence in order for it to be against the law.

You should only puts Nutz on Trucks, never on cars. Every God-fearing Republican knows this.

We care about as much as we cared about the Rams coming back and the Chargers coming to the area: not at all. This shit just keeps getting foisted on us.

“Dragons to the east of me, Snow and walkers to the north. Here I am stuck in the middle with you...”

He’s screwed, he doesn’t have creible defense.

“I could see that.”

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

SUCH a good gif.