This guy is so inbred he’s practically a sandwich.

I think we should leave this list in the hands of the Prophets...

Yep.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just…

Someone brought up how these people are so damn privileged they can’t even boycott properly. The whole point of a boycott is to stop supporting a business.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m damn sure to stop supporting a business you need to stop giving it money. So how the fuck does buying a product just to smash…

“2. ...if it grew sentient and decided to stop making coffee and just spent the entire day on your couch watching Vice Principal reruns on HBO On-Demand.”

This truly is a golden age... whats next?

“this truly is a golden age”

When will someone be brave enough to tell a story far in the future of Middle Earth, after the Elves have all gone to the West and the Dwarves have all secluded themselves underground, and humans create advancements in agriculture, and then metal working, and vaccines, and building cities and cars, and airplanes, and…

Dumb article that only exists for a click, which in turn references a dumb essay that itself only exists for a click.

Translation: “I don’t like this conversation people are having so everyone should shut up about the topic.”

Got your clicks though.

Because it’s really good?

No, Trip died right next to an established main character, namely Daisy. She got superpowered, he an unceremonial death. He would still live if they had split up!

Yeah there’s no way the only black guy in the group is going to be okay with them splitting up to search the creepy ship. Didn’t Trip buy it after they split up?

This is Lesson #1 in the Black Nerd Training Programming, passed down from generation to generation.

Yoyo teleporting, Simmons firing an energy weapon, Agent May flying a budget Milano, Coulson still joking like a dad. I’m sufficiently hyped.

Apparently she’ll stop the show. Why are you pretending you can’t see all the evidence of that? Is Mueller coming for you too? Is that why you are so attached to your alternative facts? 😂😂😂

1) This is not a huge deal and white people should be less mad about it.