Please let Superman be Tom Welling. Please let Superman be Tom Welling.

Fuck this guy, and turbofuck his enabling dad.

“I wish I’d never been so athletic and handsome!”

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I heard they may use the drones to improve park security and “joy of experience” This is good news for the rest of us, but may not be good news for you and your screaming, juvenile meatbag.

He’s bona fide.

At the racist notary. Look, I don’t make the racism notary rules, I just report on them.

Harley Quinn was created specifically for this show. It didn’t make her more popular, it flat out made her....

Is this a test to see if anyone can name more than one Aquaman villain off the top of their head?

In what universe does it make sense that a marginal TV actress, who's never had a big role in a motion picture and whose best role was ten years ago, lead a massive blockbuster film franchise? Enough with the Katee Sackhoff.

Or any of the previous Marvel Captain Marvel that were indeed male.

I really don’t get the Katee Sackhoff fixation. Like, are we supposed to want the actress simply because she’s blonde and fit? That feels more like a cosplay thing than trying to make an actual movie.

Ahaha. Jackass. 1) “couldn’t care less”, 2). ...never mind, we know exactly what the value is of anything that follows that error.

I suggest you put the Jergens down and venture out into the world, my friend, because this is ignorant as all hell.

Your official troll score is 6/10. Good effort, but pretty obvious

So wrong.

Ugh.

it could always be worse

I’d put my bets on the gnomes that live in the radiators. Those little bastards don’t know when to shut up.

Spoilers: The hammer-eating AC unit is the sequel’s villain. The Justice League needs to figure out how to stop this mechanical madman before the world gets too hot and noisy.