C’mon, Life of Brian also had aliens in a spaceship and I don’t hear you complain about that!

Dr Jackson is pleased to see Hollywood taking his work more seriously

I swear, this is turning into some 12 year old’s writing assignment where he was just trying to fill up the page count.

Ooooh so its just a reboot prequel for Stargate.

This movie somehow manages to be both offensive and absurd to the point of hilarity all the while taking itself seriously. All it’s missing is a talking dog that plays basketball and a cameo from Rip Taylor.

That Nerdist link is prompting all kinds of security alerts for me, FYI.

There is the recent Star Wars movie.....Finn was a badass.

Even more antiquated... But hey, I’m with you ancient Egyptians should be played by, well Egyptians or at least other people who are North African/Middle Eastern with some black Africans.

Yeah, I know. And modern egypt is a much more different place to ancient egypt. the indoor lifestyle was vastly different as people had to toil back in the day to make a living, if you weren’t a slave. That made ancient egyptians naturally much darker by comparison to the more indoorsy egyptians of modern egypt.

And even worse, it created a whole generation of stupid people who insist the Kraken is a typical creature of the Greek mythology because they saw it in the movie.

Sam Worthington is so. Freaking. Boring. At least we got some krakeny goodness out of it.

Well, Rami Malek is egyptian and he looks like this:

Listen, this movie was improperly marketed and they left key scenes out. See, this is actually a story where terminators went back in time and pretended to be important figures in human history.

The retelling of a classic story that asks: What would Angelina Jolie, Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, and Robin Wright look like if they were palsied Muppets?

Oh man I cant figure out why they cast him

Yeah, this movie was an awful, joyless mess.

Diversity is good, whitewhasing is bad, m’kay?

Does it have to be ancient mythology?