Obama has still not seen the film.

Maybe he out geeked us all, and by “Star Wars” actually meant a screening of the 35mm completely non-altered theatrical print of A New Hope that the Library of Congress received in 1978?

Or he was just talking about himself and Yoda, because as The Force Awakens has shown us, Luke was it.

And yet, is it too much? A few short years after Rebels takes place, Princess Leia and her friends are blowing up the Death Star without a Jedi in sight. Is everything that Ahsoka, Kanan and Ezra are going through going to be all for naught?

Either it is all for naught, or everyone dies which will make the ending a huge bummer. Although I do kind of want Ezra to wind up being Rey’s father somehow.

BERNARD STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF FEED!

Been waiting to use this:

“I felt my faith aligned with the Republican party”

ONE SIZE THEOCRACY FITS ALL

To sum up:

Finally, someone’s read my cross-franchise fanfic!

Come at me, bruh.

Counterpoint:

If you want to see how good an office comedy can be though it’s about an incredibly unconventional office look no further:

Roy Batty gets to fool around with both Pris and Zhora. So...Happy Birthday, my friend!

And if Tannhauser Gate had decent lighting people wouldn’t have to use C-beams to see where the fuck they’re going.

There’s more new here than at first glance.

Oh man, I hope these sell well. I don’t want to see them clogging the shelves so people can say “see, no-one wants female ghostbusters”.

I do think they should have gone for a 50/50 male/female split, but maybe that can be the next iteration.

The condescending tone of this post lends itself less to a journalist stating an opinion and more toward an entitled snowflake expecting everyone else to change viewpoints just so he doesn’t have to be troubled with ignoring the argument. Especially since the only real enforcement of the term comes from the media, you…

Isn’t that the Holographic Doctor from Star Trek Voyager?