Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

Putting us on notice that another moron will be talking about sports.

YES *high fives the whole world*

Oh Internet, this is why I can't quit you.

Fun Fact: It’s now illegal to hold that in Indiana.

Unlike NASCAR, I'd pay to see this vehicle make nothing but left turns all night doing its thing!