Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

Putting us on notice that another moron will be talking about sports.

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!”

YES *high fives the whole world*

After seeing the Star Wars trailer is was all

Oh Internet, this is why I can't quit you.

Fun Fact: It’s now illegal to hold that in Indiana.

Unlike NASCAR, I'd pay to see this vehicle make nothing but left turns all night doing its thing!