I can’t read those two words without hearing them in Alex Jones voice.

exactly...

Marvel directors don’t trust me with scripts just because I have a face tattoo that reads “I LOVE TO SPY FOR DC” and another face tattoo that reads “PHOTOGRAPHING SCRIPTS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING SPRING BREAK 2011.” This is discrimination.

I have a similar problem: directors won’t trust me with the script because they are afraid I will shred it into nesting material.

Remember when Wonder Woman said “I don’t own a TV” and then later we’re in her apartment and she has a special room with like 20 TV’s.

I can't fathom who could honestly replace Bob and I cannot imagine it would be received well.  I'm just glad he's okay and that we don't need to imagine this outcome. 

Kevin Costner, obviously

Honestly, I don’t care what anyone else says, I found Indy being on the wrong end of “why don’t you just pull a gun out and shoot him?” for once to be laugh-out-loud charming. I think I’m in. 

Old people smell bad, so I can understand why Indiana Jones is after Dial soap in this.

Can we have a scene where Phoebe Waller-Bridge gets to play with the whip? For, uh, narrative reasons. Yeah, that’s it.

Am I the only one who thinks Dial of Destiny is just fine?  I mean, it’s no Temple of Doom, but it alliterates nicely and doesn’t feel like four titles crammed together in one.  

Based on context, I think the writer specifically meant movies that incorporate the pandemic as a plot element/acknowledge it, or ones that exist because of the constraints put on productions in terms of testing, crew size, location, etc. Not just any movie that came out during the pandemic.

I’ve never even been to Pandemia!

“searchingly enthralling?”  Get a load of the creative writing major over here. 

The Ksorbing Man is a really underrated Marvel villain.

The thought crossed my mind but (and setting myself up big time to be tarred and feathered next week when I’m wrong) it just doesn’t seem like that kind of show, and would actively sabotage most of the more meaningful moments we got this week.

Something about those alien fishermen reminded me of 1980s Henson Creature Shop creations, both in their dialogue and their appearance.

Between the dogfight and last week’s monologue (and the rest), Luthen in my mind is already an all-time classic Star Wars character. That Imperial stop-and-search was so insanely tense I thought the whole thing was going to end in a Game of Thrones penultimate shock death, and when he ripped the tractor beam to pieces…

Nitpick:  Luthen’s “fake credentials” actually do work, the Imperial captain just proceeds with the planned boarding “for practice” and because he’s a dick.  

If she is all about traditional marriage shouldn't her name just be Candace Bure?