I love my curvy bear.

Cronkite’s a streaker!

Also up on the docket, Pine will star in Newflash as Walter Cronkite

Beads.

I’m guessing Hulu, unless Disney+ is comfortable with some destructo-nookie between Jessica Jones and Luke Cage.

I’ve got a lot of issues with Solo, but I’ll just say this: The director swap-out deprived us of seeing Michael K. Williams play a Star Wars villain and I will never forget that.

Take your damn star.

I’m gonna miss you most of all, Dowd.

We love movies, don’t we, folks? Big, strong movies, and they look like they’re right out of Central Casting. One movie came up to me with tears in its eyes- really, the movie was crying. And the movie said to me, “Sir, we couldn’t have all these amazing movies without you.”

Joe Don Baker is Mittens! He’s a cop!

I always tell people to skip the first season of Bosch. It’s pretty rough compared to the rest of the series.

I agree with the other commentators that, when taken on its own, the first Jack Reacher film is excellent for what it wants to be.

But will there be MEMES!?!?!

He had a toilet on the Razor Crest, so it’s more like trading a Winnebago for a two-seat Corvette.

At least he’s got the space where the astromech droid was originally supposed to go.

What was the last year people generally agreed the Super Bowl commercials were good? 2008?

[laughs in barely-concealed Blofeld]

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!