“It’s schway!”

“Rogers: The Musical” is the kind of world-building I can get behind.

A man crying about a pizza dog, I thought this was a comedy show?

I really enjoyed the offbeat pairings that we probably can’t get in future MCU installments. Spider-Man and Wasp! Happy Hogan and Sharon Carter! Ant-Man and Vision! Kurt and anyone not in the Ant-Man films!

It looks like her pupils are extremely narrow in that shot.

In before we get an onslaught of comments about how they should be playing their characters from that one TV show they were both part of.

So how much Carnage are we looking at here? Full Carnage? Half Carnage? Somewhere in between. If you’re going to say “Let There Be Carnage,” I think I’m entitled to get a ballpark figure at least.

The best favorite joke is in Ant-Man, when Hank is arguing with the wombats and notes he let them break into his house.

This was the best episode so far, and I’m impressed with how much pathos Benny C imbued in his character(s), still spotty American accent be damned.

You said it!

I also saw one teaser that had Okoye with Bucky in Grand Central Station, presumably for the Marvel Zombies ep.

This was definitely a story that worked better on paper than in execution. I think my issue is that Fury, Coulson and Romanoff are simply too aloof to feel any kind of dread from their predicament.

I started skipping the credits sequence to preserve the surprise of the cast appearances.

Eh, a lot of people said the same thing about Endgame. Everyone commenting here will probably buy a ticket for opening weekend, but there are also plenty of people who don’t even know this movie is coming out. The marketing machine targets the normies.

The first Age of Ultron trailer was leaked maybe a week before it was supposed to debut (and I think it was supposed to come after an Agents of SHIELD episode). Marvel did end up releasing the whole thing early.

Oi, chazzwazzer! Maybe grab a Fosters and play knifey-spooney with someone else.

I know who the villains would be.

Ahem, excuse me, the corporate shilling is for Hyundai.

Dollar stores also have a bit of a complex crime problem, if ProPublica’s reporting is anything to go by: https://www.propublica.org/article/how-dollar-stores-became-magnets-for-crime-and-killing

Whoa, Dark Phoenix? Even HBO said “fuck that shit?”