when’s the last time Ben Folds received this much attention?

she has a good publicist 

8th grade you is smarter than I’ll ever be 

We don’t even need marketing or trailers for Avengers 4 at this point. Just drop it in theaters.

I talk to families making 80, 90 thousand dollars a year and they cannot get by.

it’s a bad idea to assume that nobody you love would be capable of evil without you knowing it.

lol

Still think you guys need to be covering Misfits & Monsters

I was legit impressed at him memorizing that song. That had to take some work.

First Lady of Television? Lucille Ball

I mean, I’m no Chris Hardwick fan, but he pretty clearly got railroaded. I’m sorry if you want to consider that “trolling.”

nor am I claiming to be one.

why here? Throwing this discussion under such a “hot” news story feels deliberate.

Actually what you said was: “How am I wrong? How are you not accusing an author on this website of having an “undisclosed relationship with the producers of Who Is America?” (Those are your own words, man!) I am all ears now. If I’ve got you pegged wrong, I will apologize.”

So you’re not gonna apologize. We’ll just add that to your lie tally. Cool?

shhhh. Let them keep going

There is literally no more perfect example of the correct use of ‘literally’ than what I just posted.

Boy you’re really hung up on my missing that one ‘L’ that one time, huh?

being bought & paid for by Showtime

So you’re a liar and a raging hypocrite. Cool.