the outspoken #MeToo advocate

Ryan Reynolds - the guy who continued to fail upwards until he found a role perfect for him.

you do know this wasn’t made last week, right?

the number of words you use instead of “lazily stealing other ideas” is mind-blowing at this point. The creators of this show getting a bunch of credit for literally just stealing shit is ludicrous.

it looks like Ryan Murphy is putting his best foot forward

BREAKING: Randall Colburn writes blog post about Who Is America? 

BREAKING: web site that makes fun of people from Mill Town, USA and encourages others to do the same now wants to use the plight of Mill Town, USA for its propaganda.

well thank you for this riveting write-up that doesn’t even include any factual data. Thank God AV Club filled that Resident White Guy In A Hoodie Drinking Coffee spot.

So it’s not a real-life Homer Simpson. Good stuff Reid.

I love your name. I completely disagree with you, but I love your name.

What once felt like a spontaneous and intimate encounter with a celebrity has become

that stinks... 

he has early stage Alzheimer’s. Maybe chill on singling out Norm MacDonald right now. K? K.

stop. Please stop.

I’m pretty indifferent to Elon Musk. He seems to do some good things with his money. He seems to do some self-serving things with it. But your rabid hatred and gross immaturity over this dude is something you need to work on.

that dude has applied for, and been rejected for, so many jobs over the past few years it’s kind of mind-blowing he doesn’t have an Indeed endorsement deal.

so this is why your sites don’t have editors

he probably gets a nice high five from white liberals who have gentrified so many areas that gerrymandering is so much easier now 

A will can only be valid if it has been written by hand

I’M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!