He never did brain good

Responsible people do the right thing and keep their marijuana in their lungs, not on the coffee table

Or hard to see if we’ll achieve any of the goals without more and more. we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

It was likely more “mumble mumble we’re on to the jets”

You think he’ll last that long?

I was shocked, as I’m taking those 20yr reunion invitations from high school, to hear my nephew’s friend say he was enlisting because he thought machine guns were cool and call of duty primed him. He said he hoped trump would win because he was sure trump would ensure the military would be used.

I can’t wait to see mr Davis spend next season in the black hole. All Dand C batteries will be reserved for that haircut

Poop is just poop, maybe there’s a little Mexican food spice from the night before, sure. Puke can be anything and everything....you’re so right

I got the November calls at 290

Shut the fuck up zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders, you’re out of your element!

But I’m sure he’ll wax poetics about how he’s building young men capable of something something into eventual mass murders, ya know, leaders. Or something similar

I too am a fan of your hooman ringball!

Just a dog, dogging amirite?

Fakenews, you didn’t even include the most important part, who brought the capri suns and orange slices for the participants in the stands?

I sure hope they’re consenting to that knowledge bone

Yeah I want to know how it ends!

Or the fascinating historical evidence of ancient aliens! That’s definitely never going to happen....again

How do we really know they patched the wall and didn’t just move the room? Trust In out institutions is at an all time low

What, he gonna arrange for the new salesmen to beat each other as an initiation? He wasn’t selling cars cause it doesn’t sound like he can

Inorite? My ankle hurts just thinking about heading downstairs to get the laundry and I’m just pushing 40