“There’s your dog; your dog’s dead. But where’s the thing that made it move? It had to be something, didn’t it?”

The LA homeless have taken to dynamiting the aqueducts.

Taylor Swift makes Hank Williams look like Billy Ray Cyrus.

Taylor Swift is Merle Haggard with a uterus.

“Fast & Furiousers On a Plane”

“....things in my outside life have been less than exceptional. I am not going to play the “victim card” or anything of that sort, but...let me just play the victim card here for a moment if I can.....”

She is by far the best country & western singer/song writer out there.

Has anyone ever considered just not letting grown men be alone around a bunch of half naked teenage girls?

I’m always shocked when teenagers aren’t assholes.

“We cant close our eyes to the plight of the cities.”

Cutting and pasting your own non-answer.

“Hi! I’m gonna fuck you and all your carpet muchin’ friends in front of your mothers!”

“.....the only option is “get rid of enough people” to make the American lifestyle “more sustainable.”

Ok, so at what age do you think women can be expected to control themselves sexually?

So at what age, in your personal estimation, do women begin to take responsibility for their actions?

Dolphins may act all cute and friendly and harmless when they’re doing their little act for kids but if they get you alone they will rape the shit out of you.

Settle down, fatty.

Well, he is a trained scientist so we should probably hear him out.

Yeah, I don’t know about that.