“Wow. Who let you out of the grays?”

“....a barbecue restaurant in Manhattan...”

Not her fault?

Why does he hate this country so much?

“The Grapes of Fast (& Furious)“

She was 22, not 12.

My grandfather survived the Holocaust because he was a Nazi.

“It should be exhibited as soon as possible, likely with Mona Lisa-level crowds.”

The local chapter of “Violent Lunatics For Trump - 2020" has issued the following statement:

“The story comes to us from the Mineral County Fairgrounds in Superior, Montana.”

“Sharkfastandfurnado”

“....what this much light actually looks like from behind the bars.”

ML was the first victim of the internet.

Im addicted to these shows.

No dummy, I keep them in the dead hooker shed. 

Good, Ive said for a long time that any place where they chop your head off for being gay needs more large public events.

Please don't.

“Return to Planet Two: Fasterer & Furiouserest”

“Return to the Planet of The Fast & Furious”

Why is he dressed like that? Is he dropping off his girlfriend at the movie premier and then rushing off to invade Poland?