I remember a time, not that long ago, when “influencing” was simply called “being in a motherfucking commercial”.

I propose that Charlize Theron star in 100% of the movies every year.

If that gun was a pair of jeans...

The AR is not a terribly complicated weapon. A child could break it down to its component parts in under a minute. Still, his weapon does not have any sort of optic attached and the iron sights are flipped down which leads me to believe its a show piece that has never been fired.

I think the authorities are overlooking a major clue.

I doubt that.

Not much chance of that but it makes it more likely that someone could hack the manufacturer (Spikes Tactical, 2036 Apex Ct, Apopka, FL 32703) and steal his personal information.

The thing that would be sad if it wasn’t so funny is that Don Jr is play acting this whole tough man, gun toting hunter bullshit to impress his father and that guy could not give two shits about any of it. His fathers idea of a vacation is getting the most expensive suite in the most expensive hotel with the biggest…

Well, the thing about Marine basic is they require you to do a lot of chin ups and since he doesn't have one I think that would disqualify him.

That's her looking into his fathers cell.

Wow, if I had any doubt that he was a total fucking moron I don’t any more.

Whatever.

I think his multiple massively successful 50 million dollar Netflix deals are pretty strong evidence that his jokes are funny.

I stopped watching it when I realized that Cameron had given his lead character the first name “Sully”. That's a nickname for people with the last name Sullivan not a first name. 

I like the guy with the turtleneck except he must have forgotten to wear his gold chain on the outside of it.

Please tell me they changed the font...TELL ME!

“...included deadnaming Caitlyn Jenner”

I love the two bodyguards flanking him.

Seems to me this would only make them more likely to chow down on dead humans as live ones tend to look and smell way different.

How is this any different than what goes on in churches all across this country every Sunday morning?