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Probably his dad.

If we go to war (again) draft Trump voters.

Yep, that's what you get when you give somebody from Dallas a billion dollars. 

Eric looks like someone’s been putting small pieces of radioactive metal in his food. 

Im glad I hate his music so I don't have to deal with any complicated feelings about being a fan. 

Does the museum model work?

This psycho peed all over the candy rack at the CVS by my house. He should get the chair just for that.