Speaking of speculation, I swear that was Jacques Renault at the bar in that last scene. What the hell is up with that?

*PENIS SOMEHOW ELECTED PRESIDENT

If you go into Alien: Resurrection expecting a horror movie you’ll be disappointed.

Have you watched The Shining recently? Jack Torrence a long suffering hero....I don’t know about that. He’s pretty obviously an alcoholic with a tendency toward violent behaviour right from the start.

I’m pretty damn sure Uwe Boll had nothing to do with Fitzcarraldo, as he was 14 when it was filmed by Werner Herzog

Why, yes. Yes, I do.

Spinning is for pussies, and banned in competition.