When you invite your crush to a “party” at your house.

Did anybody give Irsay a breathalyzer before he answered the question?

Steelers fan here, that also rarely misses a game.

I am genuinely fascinated by the number of helmets your lifestyle requires, both professionally and recreationally.

That’s what I think about constantly when hearing about Antonio’s escapades now.  The handsome soft-spoken almost cherubic player who is exhibiting more and more unpredictable behaviour, and who’s been laid out repetitively, knocked out cold while playing football, and it’s hard not to draw a straight line between the…

Jokes aside, as a lifelong Steeler fan who rarely misses a game, I firmly believe that this hit is the direct cause of AB going from ‘entertaining and fun’ to ‘insane lunatic’. He was never the same guy after this game/hit. Take it for what you will.

The “Source” the athletic quoted doesn’t seem to understand how liability works. The NFL has a policy which is supposed to increase safety. If they knowingly violate that policy and allow a player to use old, unapproved, equipment that does not meet the policy and the player gets hurt, that’s when “the liability will…

probably should have upgraded that helmet a few years ago...

Oh, that’s perfect.  Well, the hands are a little large.

I mean even racists know the Japanese play their fair share of video games. How long until they become self aware of the fact that there are no mass shootings there?

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

in other news, grass is green 

You can go back even further than that to when he competed in diving for England

“The Rock” Johnson called his co-stars”candy asses”....

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

I assumed it was Eric Andre from Don’t Trust the B...

This is my Ronaldo statue joke. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.