Golf clap? Golf clap.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Here is the church.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

This is not discrimination against women.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”