@dudepeel: I'd bet more. He's one cheeseburger away from death.

I tried really hard to make a joke about this being mistaken for This Ain't Avatar XXX but Hustler named it as such that making the joke proved either too vague or too drawn out. Well played Hustler, I'll never question your naming process again.

The last think I want is the illusion I'm in a room with Hayden Christensen.

@Harry Potter: You better be the fastest speaker on the planet to get out a legible latin word before a bullet going 1200 fps gets to you.

Harry, just come back to Hogwarts with a gun. No one can stand in your way! How fast does it take to spout off a latin sounding phrase? Because it probably takes less to speak with gun powder.

My biggest surprise is they let M. Night hang out out industry parties.

I'd base jump home every day. Every. Day.

Now if only we could see the next book come out...

@CodenameV: Yes, because the future rests in inbreeding...

I stopped after 2 and I'm happier that way. The games aren't known for their great stories but the movies manage to make things even worse. I'll get my zombie fix with Dead Rising 2 later this month, thank you.

Why can't we see Jasmine in a super villain costume instead? Rawr.

When are we gonna dispatch an elite team of ninja trackers to find out the truth...then finish it off with ruthless efficiency.

@LouisJebber: They'd have to bring back Storm Shadow or show that Snake Eyes spared him. Oh, and give Beachhead a lot more screen time.

Why can't we just have more G.I. Joe Resolute?

@AngryLagomorph: I'm waiting for his "definitive vision" of Willow where everything is replaced with CG and Val Kilmer is really an alien. I'm sure the toy line will be great.

I can dig the tribal look. I'm not overly bothered by the fact they're blue. But Navi are not sexually appealing and the attempt to replicate their faces has caused a trainwreck that is about as boner killing as Sigourney Weaver herself.