Quimby: Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns...

I also have this question and aforementioned ennui.

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

It amuses me greatly the amount of shovelware developers who get aggressive towards Jim Sterling negatively covering their shit games. At the end of the day, he is actually giving them money so they really, REALLY shouldn’t be complaining about him.

Wait, where was the biker “wall of meat” to protect him? Did they get lost?

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Now that he has an apartment, I wonder if he will invite the locals to feed off his power supply and water utilities.

He has a slight serial killer vibe to him, but I’m not going to judge.

Just a test for the switch over after the inauguration.

That’s what I look like when the BBQ is almost done.

if i wasnt seeing it for myself, i’d never believe that anyone without access to his bank accounts could look at president evil like that...

He’s also extraordinarily Islamophobic. Basically agrees with the extreme right-wing that it’s a “religion of violence.”

Ugh yes, my liberal white dude brother is always telling me how much of a genius Bill Maher is and I tell him that I’ve always gotten a sexist vibe from him and am not a big fan.

Silver constantly warned that this election was different given the volatility in the polls and the large amount of undecided voters. He also warned that there was a significant possibility that Trump would win the Electoral College, but would lose the popular vote. Nate Cohn at the Upshot, however, was completely…

nah

Mike Pence is worse than Donald Trump.

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

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