I promise to read this article, but I have to start by saying that I really love this dress.

Probably to get a hand job from a radio actress in the back bar.

To get a pack of smokes, of course!

Finally I know why I'm so darn bad at being married. Thanks, 1952 *Modern Bride*!

I could watch those two forever.

This kind of crap makes me so angry.

My brother is adopted from South Korea. Before he came, he contracted Tuberculosis which developed into meningitis, causing cerebral palsy. We didn't find out the extent of his illness before he arrived in Canada.

My parents actually had people ask them "Why didn't you send him…

Don't city employees have awesome benefits? Plus, he gets to ride around on the back of a truck with the breeze on his face. That's nothing to sneeze at.

It's a decent job that will always have work. No bigs, right?

It seems to be working, though, because everyone's still talking about her.

I think it was more shock. She's an actress who's been around forever but has gotten little acclaim. I'm sure she was not expecting it.

I, for one, endorse this trend. It can't be long before grey (formerly white) bras, period-stained underwear and holey socks become the first choice for rich people too.
I will be sitting on a gold mine.

And here my parents grounded me when I fed my brother mud pies as a kid. I WAS A CULINARY GENIUS, YEARS AHEAD OF MY TIME, KEPT DOWN BY THE MAN! OPPRESSED BY THE MEATLOAF AND SPAGHETTI PROLETARIAT!

I toyed with the notion of posting this as a reply whenever somebody on Facebook posts some anti-vaccine nonsense, but I found it easier just to block them.

Oh, you mean the autism she at one point claimed to have "cured" him of? Jesus, that woman.

They finally figured out what it was? I thought she was off on her "special future children" theory for a while there.

Amen. My husband has COPD, and if one of you "I never get the flu" folks so much as sneezes on him, he can get the flu which can turn into pneumonia which can kill him.

Everyone who has to talk to an anti-vaxxer should first read

I recently told Monsieur he had to watch it to understand the terribleness. He made it for 5 minutes. Then we watched Planet of the Apes.

I have never seen this movie. It seems terrible.