That Christmas card is like the Sistine Chapel and AHS: Coven went to Vegas and had a shotgun wedding. Holy crap. I can't look at it directly. It's like a blingee come to life.

I guess nobody every gave her this book.

She's so delicious it hurts! LOVE this look.

But the bubble is a lot bigger than Steubenville.

I took my then-tween daughter to the Miley concert movie way back when; I came away with the impression that at least she was a hard worker and had a modicum of talent. But this, this....... Robin Thicke (whose "song of the summer" is a catchy little ode to rape) and Miley Cyrus can get the hell off my lawn forever.…

Rhianna's reaction was the BEST. When you google "giving someone the side eye" this should be the only picture that comes up.

Oh god, the whole thing was like watching a creature slowly evolve from the sea and attempt to dance. It was as if she was just discovering for the first time that she is an upright bipedal with four functioning limbs.

You know, I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw everyone freaking out on FB about Miley last night. Then I finally got to see the whole thing during the encore performance... I think the difference was that Miley was just awkward with the whole thing. Was it even choreographed at all? She was just jumping…

Also, the WAY she stuck it out. Like, at an angle? Why?! Or full Maori style, which was just gross because it's such a big wad of flesh.

Really - who is clutching their pearls about this performance? And I found the tongue aesthetically offensive. (Egad, but she has a giant tongue.)

Thicke has to bear some responsibility. He is a married 36 year-old grinding with a 20 year old in her underwear onstage.

The most offensive thing about Miley is her insistence that she can dance.

I love Miley, and girl, you do what you do. I'm not judging. But I've come across at least fifty photos of her with her goddamn tongue hanging out of her mouth and she really just needs to cool it. She's starting to be like that annoying girl on fb that you blocked because EVERY PHOTO LOOKS LIKE THAT STOP IT WE GET…

What's the age difference between the two? Could he be charged with a sex crime?

Okay. Repeat after me.

Pretty much summed up my feelings on Obama right there! I nearly did a celebratory dance, but I think my "what, free, really???" reaction freaked out the pharmacist enough for one visit.

Every time I get my free whore pills (2 times so far) I feel like I need to do a celebratory dance. It's so amazing. Hate your drones, Barack, but love your birth control.

I was so surprised/shocked when the woman at the pharmacy told me my birth control was free I almost forgot to pay for the other stuff I'd picked up to pay for at the same time. My brain couldn't handle it!

This is actually fairly common.

I'm getting my IUD in a couple weeks, with an $80 copay (much less than the $500 or so cited last time I asked)...