she’s in the upside-down.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Tom got insulation and a bio child. Katie got the same kind of access to acting opportunities as Nicole Kidman got during her marriage to Tom, but she's not a good actress so it didn't pan out so great for her.

If this story is true, Katie Holmes deserves all of the applause, credit, and mom awards on the planet for extricating herself and her child from her powerful husband and his overbearing cult and then continuing to protect her from them.

katie holmes remains the best- protecting suri from that cult

Yes, it was great to hear a commentator correct that. He said “no she doesn’t! She swims like Katie Ledecky!”

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I have two phones, and I’m not a rich fabulous celebrity. When I decided to replace my iPhone with a Samsung last year, I realized I could put a new sim card in my old iPhone and use it when I go on my frequent business trips to Singapore. It’s SO convenient to have a local phone when I’m there. And then when I’m…

work????

It isn’t just the fact that Trump will come uncomfortably close to winning that gives me a case of the howling fantods. It’s also the fact that, even assuming he is defeated, he’s brought all manner of disgusting creeps out into the sunlight to frolic and play together. The slow, panicky, painful death of absolute…

If you have to think about it, give Joe Jonas the benefit of the doubt. How about we save our outrage for the obvious racism?

Aside from everything else that’s wrong with this, this is why nobody should enter politics at the level of a presidential campaign. Anybody who’s served even half a term on Podunk City Council knows how to tactfully ignore a baby crying during their stump speech without losing their train of thought.

Agreed. Britney has such a pure heart. God, I love her and care about her well being more than a complete stranger should.

Britney is rarely, if ever, sarcastic. She really meant she’d like to hang out with Taylor, I am sure. No shade at all, except if it counts when done by accident.

I thought I hung out with her for a whole afternoon, but it was just a mannequin at Forever21.

It’s unthinkable. I can’t imagine what on earth she could have done, even. Maybe she’s a light bleeder and wads of TP were enough? But even then, it’s so uncomfortable and so terribly, terribly dehumanizing.

The worst is instinctively scrolling to the bottom, only to learn that it’s one of those menus that puts US at the top by default.

Judges can’t do that.

As someone who feels way too damn old to be a Millenial, but is unfortunately still in that category, I can’t stand all the people who bitch that this generation is worse than the one before or that things are just going to hell in a handbasket nowadays.

Find me an 80-year-old woman in Alabama who isn’t racist and I’ll believe any damn thing you want me to because you are clearly some sort of deity.