SO MANY...FALLOPIAN...TUBES...DO NOT...UNDERSTAND...SPORTSBALL...

DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.
Wait, what game are we playing? My lady brain lost track.

[WHISTLE BLOWS] FLAG ON THE PLAY FOR BLATANT SEXISM. 15-YARD PENALTY.

I am very fit, like lifelong ripped fit. If you are overweight and out of shape, struggling on the treadmill or whatever in front of me, gasping for air, and just trying to do something to feel better and you catch me looking at you for a brief moment….just know, it’s not judgment….its admiration.

Thanks for featuring us! I'm the CEO of Downsize and lost 200 pounds myself. At Downsize, its just about helping our clients get healthier and happier, whether that's:

"Isn't she the one who's pregnant? He couldn't be on top for a few months?"

Okay. Ridiculous as fuck, yes. But I am loving that this shoot is depicting a pregnant woman as sexual and, perhaps more surprisingly, sexy. That's not something you see a lot of. Can we just take a second to appreciate that?

I only go to my gym mid day when the middle aged women go. I'm only 20 and i'm 60 pounds overweight. But Those ladies are my pals when I'm working out. I avoid at all cost to go between 3pm-9pm all the gym rats and beautiful bombshells show up and look at me as if my lil black chubby self shouldn't be there.

I can totally understand this as a fatty who has been slowly trying to get back into the healthy working out front. Fat or not, it's gym equipment is super intimidating to a novice—- and throw in a bunch of gym rats throwing judgmental glares at you as you try to work your way through using something other than the…

I don't think Jezebel readers are begrudging Jezebel their business expenses — of course they have to make a profit to pay their writers. However, readers can absolutely criticize a publicly-announced use of funds for something that seems to be directly contradictory to the feminist perspective Jezebel claims to…

The cognitive dissonance here is brilliant. Especially the TV spot.

I'm a dude. I'm a bro and a bro-in-law. I had friends in frats growing up. I like boobs and all the concomitant stuff to being a cis-het guy in his mid-30's in 2014.

I'm standing up to say, i am fucking sick of rape jokes, or jokey rape references, or douchey internet rape threats, or generally making fun of…

Almost as bad as when a stranger (100% time male) tells you to smile - fucking HATE that!

In my hometown, a woman and her child were involved in a terrible accident that resulted in her daughter's death. A few years later, there was another accident at the same intersection that resulted in a teenager dying. Immediately, a shrine went up.

REALLY?

Exactly. Seems like the definition of 'not happening' in this article is: not being quite as successful as your ridiculously successful girlfriend. That's allowed isn't it?

I have British relatives who are still waiting for Robbie Williams to break through in the US.

Jez,

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

Anger, threats, physical violence, whatever it takes to get their way?