I bought Mein Kampf once (not because I'm a neo-nazi but because I was studying the Axis) and the counter lady asked if I wanted it in a bob brown paper bag before she put it in the clear plastic bag. Gold. If I were buying 50 shades imd ask them to do the same thing :p I've not read it and I have no intention of…

I also have to say to Costco; please don't apologise. Some people are just crazy.

I, thankfully, live in a place where our big box retailers are still pretty small. No Costco or Wal-Mart. But I can imagine in places with huge amounts of people. Every chain-type book shop I walk into has a unit devoted to 50 shades right at the front. I'm sure it will reach maximum density right before the movie…

I had the exact same reaction. Uncanny!

I believe 50 Shades of Grey is a moving true love story. I'm super offended it's the fiction section. Will Costco take them all off the shelves please?

I don't think this is a big deal. This is a female member of the army pointing out potential issues that will give the anti-woman brigade fodder for their ridiculous campaigns against women in the armed forces. I also notice a lot of the commenters don't realise that a woman wrote this.

I agree with that sentiment, unfortunately in Australia board shorts are all men seem to wear in summer. They should be beach-only attire. I also want that swimsuit that man in wearing. It's awesome sauce.

Yes! Also, I find they give me a lovely bustle if they're a size too small. I usually buy a 16 (I'm normally an 18) in a mullet skirt and hike it up to my waist and I end up with a cool bustle because my giant butt gathers the material! Woooo!

I love my man's board shorts. He is so skinny the sling low and it's delicious. Mmmmm... Sexual objectification. Ah well, wearing those shorts, he asking for it. Especially when I see his pubes peaking over the waist band. Hussy.

I'm with you! Wasn't duelling a gentlemanly practise and, you know, colonising the lands of all the scary coloured people? So, really. He is kinda a textbook definition of a gentleman.

Human, the lines of consent are never blurred. Please stop or I'll take away your Robin Thicke album.

I am freakin' jealous not judging!

I am happy to admit I know little about Lizzie Borden. But what you said makes sense :)

Wasn't Lizzie Borden acquitted?

I don't understand why Jay-Z is required to put out a statement when something happens to another black person. It's so cringe-worthy. Is he the spokesman? Is it because he's famous and black? I don't get it. It reminds me of the time Obama was asked about Kanye and I couldn't help but think "Would they have asked…

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

I would love this if I were flying with my fiancé and daughter because she is a skinny minnie! My fiancé is 6 feet tall and My butt is freakin' huge.

I also didn't get the feels from this and I usually love babies. I know they're really but they just look... Uncanny Valley almost.

I think he's lovely and will be a perfect Finnick! He's prettier than the men I know :p

I wish I were that model.