Yeah! Most of the stuff here is surprisingly conservative with a few completely batshit things thrown in.

It's true what they said up above... the dress interferes with the fish clutch. The fish clutch comes first (although I think the dress looks great with her hair).

She does look like a Barbie cake. And she looks like a Cake Wrecks Barbie cake.

Gratuitous, maybe. Racist.... not so much. When you consider that in 1974 some Americans still referred to African Americans as "Negros", a British newspaper referring to Mrs. King's attacker as "black" was a far better alternative.

All I know is anyone who thinks eating meat and fucking the kiddos to be comparable acts is not someone I would hire as a babysitter.

Something you want to talk about?

insanity

soooo many thiiings are happeninggggggggggg

I FOUND ANOTHER GOOD ONE, GUYS.

Ok, so after actually reading the article, the bigger issue to me is how poor of a business decision this was. By going vegan, the business alienated their clientele base (which was apparently "cross-fit people" because the restaurant served paleo-style food before), the owners have had to cut their salaries in half,…

Right. Tying food to morality always turns into a disaster.

"I'm going to give these people a piece of my vacant mind." — Everyone involved

As someone who has been a longtime vegetarian but is slowly integrating meat back into my diet, I feel like the biggest misconception about vegetarianism is that it's an inherently healthier lifestyle, and that's not necessarily the case. It took me a while to get my diet to the point where it was both vegetarian AND…

I'm pretty sure "cow farts" is minimalist rhetoric created by the agricultural industry. There are lagoons of livestock shit the size of football fields. That's putting out some methane. Also leeching into groundwater tables and attracting disease-spreading insects, etc.

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that this level of self-absorption has found its way to the people living in CHELSEA.

This is probably going to sound incredibly ignorant, but when you buy a whole animal does it come, you know, whole? Because I'm pretty sure that if I had to turn animals in to meat, I would probably never eat meat again.

I don't know about otters; I just want to say that I love the word japes. It makes me so sad that Americans don't use it. I spend a lot of time wondering how long I will have to live in England before I can say things like japes without sounding like a tryhard twat. That and 'alright'. I know you're just supposed to…

I saw an otter eat a duck once. It was terrible and amazing all at once. The duck was just swimming about doing duck stuff and all of a sudden this otter comes up from under the water, shark style, grabs the duck in its adorable, terrifying otter jaws, and pulls it under the water, only leaving a few feathers behind.…

I SAVE BREAD BAG!

When I see a man drinking beer,
I expect him to be the kind who could build me a bookshelf.
But not in the way that one builds
a ready-made bookshelf.
He will already know where the lumberyard is.
He'll get the right amount of wood without having to do math.
He'll let me use the saw,
and not find it cute that I don't know…