so funny that even after hearing all the guilty verdicts against his friend, Vandenberg couldn't believe that he, a bonafide white dude, would get the same verdict for the same crime. The theatrics from his lawyer and family didn't gain any sympathy from me either. I feel like he should get an even harsher sentence,…

In relation to the verdicts:

Those lists of charges are fucking horrifying.

the same people who think this dude was "too drunk" to commit rape think that drunk women deserve to get raped. I'm so glad that he was convicted.

I can't wait until we can comment on all future BCOs solely with references to past entries. It will be glorious.

That's the part that's not clear from reading the story. Was he being a dick to her because she was being a dick to him? Because that's funny if he was. If he would have acted that way to anybody who ordered a coffee latte, then he's just a pretentious douchebag who needs to go work at a coffee house with an…

Hence the reason why I hate defending her.

I've paid my dues in coffee shops, and honestly, you get like 3 of that person a day. If they wanted to argue, I probably would have just put steamed milk in a drip coffee and sent them on their way. Otherwise, yeah, you just give them what they meant instead of what they said and move on to the next tip-generating…

I'm totally with you here here. Cafe Latte and Coffee Latte literally mean the same damn thing (I know brewed coffee and cafe latte are made differently, doesn't change the fact that it's the same word), the person who wrote the story clearly knew what the customer meant and was being a total ass about it.

pretty obvious what she wanted, but it's more fun to correct people and laugh when they get mad

Hey, HEY! Define old guys and Douchebags... I'm dating a girl that is 12 years younger than I am, and my wife is three years younger than me. I always pay and I always tip AT LEAST 12%.

The customer is always right! If they tell you to grill it until it's tender, you grill that shit until its fucking tender, asshole!

She should have said she wanted those steak fajitas done well done, because we know that is the best way to have them prepared—and the only way :)

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

I was gonna say "laughing is kind of mean" but in your case I'm pretty sure that's the only appropriate response.

wait, what the fuck? am i the only person here who thinks this is wrong? like dude, take care of that shit on the shitter and leave me and my sleeping ass alone. or just get the fuck over it and sleep, and jerk off when i leave for work the next day. but not right next to me when i'm trying to sleep and have otherwise…

he said that most other people would just join in

My friend referred to this as "classic passive-aggressive masturbation," which I admit I had zero idea existed. Someone please explain.