Also couldn't Goodwill have given their employees today off? If there was no stock market today then no reason why more stores could not close. It seems employees that get better pay ie stock brokers and others in the stock market get more days off then clerks and cashiers do along with those in restaurants.

Ugh, sorry for your family :( I came out as 'bi' in my teens (later re-identified as pan, but that's too hard to explain to people!) and my parents literally ignored it. They will never know me properly, and they will never get me. It's sad. I would never bring a girlfriend or any partner that was not clearly cis…

not yet, at least! I don't believe that people drive others to suicide. Lots of people suffer without taking their own lives...

OH YEAH. I forgot that the US is one of the FIVE UN MEMBERS TO NOT SIGN THE DECLARATION OF THE RIGHTS OF THE CHILD>

So you're angry at Carla Alcorn because she mistreated her kid so your solution is to have people mistreat her? That makes perfect sense. Thank you for sharing your profundity.

"A BUNCH OF RELIGOUS PEOPLE ON A WEBSITE I STALK OBBSESSIVELY ARE NASTY AF THEREFORE EVERYONE SHOULD BE A TACKY BITCH TO ALL RELGIOUS PEOPLE"

You do realize that they're talking about pretty young kids, right? Kids that could be swayed by a Madagascar character? And that the video just says that King Julien decides that it's midnight in the video, there's no real trick to this.

Despite all of my intentions to the contrary, I have never made it to midnight. Without fail, my wife and I end up in a snoring and drooling heap on the couch every year. It is really very sad. I actually think my 9 year old has a better chance of making it to midnight this year than I do.

omgggggggggggggggggg PRESSSSH STANDING NEXT TO LIL BB COWS

This is actually a conversation i overheard between two of the hunting men i know. One of whom claimed that he always keeps his gun loaded and on his bedside table/in his nightstand, and the other (a very regular hunter), who called the first an idiot, and said that was just about the dumbest thing he'd ever heard. …

oh god little babies in western gear what is wrong with me

I'm kind of torn on this...

These are some of the best wedding photos I've seen.

I'm predicting a lot of "Settle down"... ;-)

Well SOMEONE's definitely being a petulant child here. Please, by all means, keep trying to justify what you said. You're not going to be able to argue yourself out of your mistake. And I kind of suspect that the reason you're trying so very hard to convince yourself that it's okay that you cheaply criticized MRAs by…

DOES ANYONE WHO COMMENTS ON THIS WEBSITE EVER LAUGH?

I once saw one of them compare bdsm to being gay/bi. Granted, it was only one of many, but I had also gotten the impression that they all thought that.

It is a catch-all for behaviors that Jezebel doesn't like but can't necessarily be called sexist or racist.

You're really reaching here. Should have just taken the "oh shit, sorry, that was sexist, my bad" route instead.