They'll both have to plunk aimlessly at pianos and see which one he drifts towards.

Is Lady MacBeth the worst? Or the best? 'cause Duncan just invited himself over, gave her barely any time to properly prepare. If anyone's guilty of bad form, it's him

Ah, but will she continue to be in the film he's been making over and over again for the past twenty years?

If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.

A little off topic, but

you are a rabid cunt slash idiot.

" I live in the same country as you and my life is never threatened."

Beyonce is so boring. Whenever she endorses someone or something, that means it's been tested by a million others first to assure her it's going to be safe for her image. Yes, that goes for the FEMINIST set backdrop too. I'd like to see someone as financially and culturally secure as she is actually take a risk for a…

Diner App is for sure an iPhone autocorrect. Damn iPhones.

I was on a flight from LA to Hong Kong, saw a family in the airport whose children were badly behaved, but they were at a different gate, so didn't worry. I get on the plane, and SURPRISE- they're in an aisle diagonal to us. 3 kids, mom on one side, dad on the other, in the middle aisle of the plane. I don't remember…

Cute! I remember when I was 18 and used the word "breeders" to derisively refer to other human beings who made different life choices than I planned to make.

I agree with everything you've said in this thread and wanted you to know that I get it. It can feel soooooooo good to react in anger to anger, racism, sexism, you name it. But it's better overall if I can stop, forgive, and move on. Doesn't mean I'm a doormat (by any means) but putting less negative energy out in the…

That sounds almost like an Archer joke. "Yes, I was cheating with your sister - your twin sister, which means I obviously still find you very attractive."

"..FYI, it could be seen as a version of the old, "He's so articulate and clean!" As if unexpected in a black person..."

You missed the best option: Sabotage their ass. Make them look incompetent in front of people, and never ever EVER own up to making this happen. It's a total dick move, but sometimes you have to go nuclear. I had a woman who was throwing about 5 of us under the bus. I made her look like an incompetent fool on so many…

The Biggest Dick in my life was a girl dick, my old boss. For the longest time, her boss was someone who inexplicably thought she walked on water, but he retired. Then she got a new boss who was wise to her ways, and wisely got rid of her - by promoting her out of our department.

because the death of Matthew Shepard was not about straight people.

I don't understand the point you're trying to make.

boss tho

Wouldn't this just move porn production out of LA? Which was LA's goal in the first place, I imagine. So, goal achieved.