Well I don't say anything to anyone i know who has done it (I know several) but the whole concept fills me with fear and rage too. Rage that women especially are taught that their biggest value is in what they look like and only youth looks good. And feel so shitty about themselves that they have invasive unnecessary…

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Go find a picture of young Rutherford B. Hayes, or as I like to call him, Rutherford B. Haaaayyyyyy Guuuurrrrl.

Almost every time, they won't bother to bring suit. The risk is HUGE that you'll go to court and the judge will make them pay fees, your lawyer, and whatever else they can tack on. Judges do NOT like these clauses.

their food is terrible. And what culinary secrets is this noncompete guarding? Perfect cheese placement? Just the right mayo smearing technique? How to make a SANDWHICH 60% lettuce?

olden times hotties are the saddest hotties because they're dead :(

how can there even be a company secret

excellent, but sad point :(

Hahaha Jesus H. Christ. I don't disagree, but can I not say something for color/amusement?! I know the definition of pantheistic. I was just being funny(ish). Jezebel is riggodamndiculous that way.

The school would comment but they're being held up by a group of four year olds with play dough. The four year olds were egged on by the crayon toting five year olds.

Eh, there are hippies of many shapes and sizes. Weren't "Jesus freaks" basically Christian hippies?

I would probably pay more than it's worth, out of fear that I'd accidentally not pay enough, haha.

If they make their food fresh, how come their bread tastes like vulcanized rubber? Also I know damn well that their soups come in giant frozen bags, don't bullshit me.

"Ladies, I like TWO fingers up my asshole"

All them fives need to listen when the ten is talking.

THANK YOU. I'm totally cool with poly/kinky people doing their thing. But the challenges that they face are not the same as those of queer people. I'm quite happy to see them as friends and allies, but unless they are queer themselves, they have no right to insert themselves uninvited into our causes and…

"Why do women string men along and make men think they're interested instead of giving us an honest answer?"

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

Don't worry, though, there's no such thing as rape culture, and women should feel totally flattered and not at all threatened when men hit on them.

What a tragic thing to have happened. I hope her family can mourn and find peace.

You need to remember though, while going more than slightly out of your way to proclaim your hatred for Nickelback has long since become totally banal, starting hilariously stupid Kickstarters that accomplish nothing beyond media hype and wasted money is super fashionable.