only in the same way POTUS owns American citizens.

agreed. I went to a local vacuum store (ie not a chain or large store, a small place that specialises in repairs and commercial vacuums) and I got a backpack vacuum that the cinema I worked in used for $400 (new!) and I get it serviced once every 3 years for $100. Lasted 10 years so far!!

the correct thing should have been "stop being *such* douches". But, you know, iphone autocorrect.

with returns there are usually two receipts, one for the store and one for the customer.

LOL.

fuck all you cynical arseholes. It's fuckig Christmas, stop being sub douches.

wow. It would never occur to me ask a librarian. How very Gen Y of me.

that exactly what happened to my brother and I. I was 20 and he was 26.

I know a lot of couples like that and, sadly, I see that in the future for more than one couple I know.

Eh. My parents were married 30 years before divorcing when I was 20. I'm all sorts of fucked up by them anyways.

Well, you're right, they aren't necessarily mutually exclusive but... The one you told isn't true according to every historian who taught me personally and also most other historians:

it's not true. Louis' had trouble in the bedroom due to some sort of trouble with the foreskin (I don't remember the specific details), he had a minor procedure and heirs followed.

she looks like Sarah Gilbert!

how do people avoid air travel? It's not just vacations that people use planes for. And some people live on, you know, ISLANDS.

You want to know what's really offensive about what you're saying? You're demanding that a certain group of our community be segregated from you as you feel their age makes them more likely to disturb you and your important peace and quiet.

winner, winner, chicken dinner!

that's all well and good if that works for your kid. Benadryl and diner app make my kid hyper.

no, you don't grow truffles, but they are still a part of the food production industry, specifically, the gourmet food production industry.

yes, I know how truffles are prepared and consumed, doesn't make them any less disgusting.

You were petty. Mistakes happen and sometimes they really suck balls.