OMG, I love you for this!

With everything that Brad Pitt has endured, I was gratified, of course, that his relationship is one of equals. A woman of his age with hard-won wisdom in her soul who can relate to the trials and tribulations of being in one’s fifties and recommencing this path called life. Surely, he appreciates her age like a fine,…

Justin Bieber makes beautiful what?

because we have posts like these a lot and they often turn into shit shows?

Hanson. I wouldn’t even care if they saw my butthole.

Would you rather bang beiber or be triple teamed by hanson?

drugs kill us in more ways than OD and pretending otherwise is so nuts it makes me want to throw my computer against the wall.

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

I think we can all agree that Pratt is the worst of the Chrises.

Drax agrees.

Ambush hugs should be against the law. Personal space, people.

Linda Tripp does not get enough blame as the real villain of the Clinton tale.

OMG please not again.

Terrorist. Lets call him a terrorist because that’s what he is.

They identify as a genderqueer non-rapist, but they may have straight, consent-fluid sexual interactions.

Yeah, farming. That must be it.

Yes! I am all over this. Is it just me, or is Kumail the cutest but no one talks about how he’s the cutest?

She is starring in a popular TV show and has a new dance competition show premiering next month that she is producing and hosting.

Some sailors have to leave their men, too.

Ugh, I HATE NICK. What started off a solid foil to the dynamics between him, Winston and Schmidt resulted in him going downhill as a giant man-baby who pretty much refuses to get his shit together out of sheer asshole-ery. And Jess was always very much her own person with completely different goals in life. I will…