And I love my MIL, but I’d never knock her up.

yes. many.

He’s not a registered sex offender and has no other pending criminal charges; a person with his name is listed as having worked in “Solid Waste Billing Services” for Clarke County, where Athens is located

god i hope the rumors about him aren’t true, because damn does he drop SCIENCE!

I knew a lawyer that brought his two cats to the office. That was pretty awesome. ;-)

Agreed. We’re going to try to convince him to leave the dog at home next time, or arrange a walk when the kitten comes.

Says the husband.

Awwww, your boss should've left his dog at home or taken it for a walk. What a nice treat that would've been for the employees

Uber did a thing called UberKittens in October where they brought a kitten to your office and you could cuddle it and find out about adoption. We wanted to do it SO badly but my boss has a dog that he brings in every day and this dog doesn’t appreciate cats, or any other animal, really. :(

a former employer had 8 cats at a christmas party for fun there was vomit and hairballs everywhere but one cat spent 3 hours on my lap it was amazing.

I want that. Some people are introverts. Going out isn’t fun for us.

Really? That’s like my dream date.

True that. She needs an unavailable cigar smoker brobag who lives to wear tuxedos.

Charlotte was pathetic, neurotic, marriage-crazy WASP. Surely, you mean Samantha and Miranda?

Carrie was terrible to everyone. Charlotte should have dropped her after Carrie guilt tripped her into loaning her the money to buy out Aiden. It is not her friend’s fault that Carrie failed to save any money.

I really appreciate and admire how restrained Beyoncé is when it comes to stuff like this. When false stories are put out there and people pile onto her. I love it that she never responds or that when she does its concise and to the point. She just seems so unbothered. You can attribute it to other people in her life…

This is the sort of story that will never be told: the implications are too sordid; the themes it would touch on are such that we do not dare look too directly. Polite company turns its face away.

I’m just picturing a fat-cat exec smoking a cigar asking if they can get Emma Stone or maybe Megan Fox to play Saartjie. Then firing the fool who points out that casting a white woman would be a bad move.

No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.