We have thousands of people, not even convicted of crimes yet, in jail right now due to an “inability to pay the full amount” of their bail. Why the fuck does this scumbag get to walk free on a $7 million fine just because he can’t pay it?

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

Even Dana Loesch wouldn’t defend that shooting.

a gentleman stops at second when asked

Robert Lowth in the late 18th Century is the one who decided that double negatives were illogical and bad grammar. They’ve historically been fine to use in English. Shakespeare sure loved them!

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

As the saying goes, “Hell is other people”.

Well done.

Please turn around, oh oh

Always highlight truthers.

The Bart the.

How many stories has Gizmodo run about awful Keurigs are and how anyone who has them is wasteful and awful?

we didn’t fight a war with you people just to spell things the same, okay

All religions are equal.

The Dan Snyder Racial Slurs play their stupid, embarrassing games in Maryland. Please don’t associate them with the good and fun teams of Washington, D.C.

Oh, don’t you worry. The two Immutable Laws Of DC Sports dictates that this good feeling gravy train will eventually derail in a morale destroying mega-wreck, and Dan Snyder will continue to be a gigantic pile of shit barely masquerading as a human being

Not that I’m biased*, but Dortmund is the best club in the world.

There any way you guys could see to it to telling whoever created this auto-scroll bullshit into the next article to go fuck themselves, politely? If I want to read another article, I’ll fucking open it myself.