My aunt used to have a Multipla. We just called is The Ugly.

Firstly, the Starbucks coffee throwing thing? What the ever loving fuck is that all about? What kind of dickhead throws hot coffee at someone like that? I might be banging on about it, but I’m sitting here trying to comprehend what kind of person would willingly do that to another person...

Forget the guns and knives and so on...

HMS Hasselhoff...?

what is reported to be a massive under-mountain submarine base network that is accessed via a camouflaged tunnels.

Make a note of the word “doucheschooner”. I like it and want to use more in conversation.

As an engineer, things like this make me dribble from a variety of orifices.

That is a beautiful plane. If I had a plane like that, I would dress as Indiana Jones and go off looking for treasure.

The best of luck to you :-)

My brother always wanted a Renault Fuego back in the day. He accepted it was a nasty car, but he drove one once and said it was the most comfortable car he’d ever driven.

They were using hot water from the coffee percolator. It’s a common issue I found on my travels - basically making tea in the same fashion as making coffee.

OK, the husband’s birthday - sounds like the best present he could get is a f**king divorce...

As someone who used to commute 50 miles each way around one of the most congested parts of one of the most congested motorways in the UK, I feel it is my duty to say, on behalf of all of the people stuck in that traffic jam, to the chap in the video - You, sir, are an absolute wanker.

I’ve seen things like this happen before, although not to this extent. Quite often it happens with a floor mounted PTO switch - the driver engages the PTO by accident and the body raises all on its lonesome.

No worries. I confess I sometimes grind my teeth at kids TV and films and often we’ll have a conversation about how something that happened couldn’t really have happened, or if it did, why it could happen and so forth.

I think it is enough to say that. It was not intended as a cutting insight into the mind of a troubled pre-teen boy with possible sociopathic tendencies nor was it intended as a guide to the potential for sustained, unpowered flight in action figures.

It’s a kid’s film. It’s written to entertain children. Children often like repetition - if there’s a bit that is popular in one film, it makes a fair bit of sense to have a similar joke in the following films, because kids will enjoy it.

Quite a few years ago, Yorkshire Police here in the UK did something similar. A chap took an ex-police Rover 800 and turned it into a dragster. When Yorkshire Police heard about it, they approached the owner and often hired the car from him to put on their stand when they went to car shows and such. As part of the…

I remember during my basic training in the late 80’s, while I was training as a driver/gunner, someone asked the question about whether the Soviets would use nukes in Europe. Our instructor told us that if anyone were to use NBC weapons, it would most likely be NATO. We scoffed at this until we were given some…

And no-one chanted USA! USA! afterwards.