I think the best thing to do, as a guy, when on the receiving end of a blowjob, is to basically keep still and let the other party take complete control, at least until you get an indication otherwise.

A lot of restaurants we visited (and we visited hundreds over the year or so we were touring the US) used hot water from the coffee machine to make tea, instead of boiling the water.

Let me see if I can get in touch with with an old friend of mine in EA Legal, if he’s still there. The trouble is, people know who I am on here and it wouldn’t take a brain surgeon to put two and two together... It’s entirely possible they wouldn’t care because both incidents happened years ago, but it’s also entirely…

I worked at EA for ten years. When I started there, we were basically told not to even tell people we worked there. Later they softened the stance and said that we could talk about it, but to obviously be really, really careful about what we said and never to mention anything about processes or titles in development.…

I think I went to that place years ago with the missus while we were visiting my uncle who lives near Branson. We definitely went somewhere near Branson where they threw bread rolls about, and served a rack of ribs that must have come from a fecking dinosaur it was so big. I also recall the BBQ sauce was very tasty,…

It’s kind of funny for me. I’m a child of the 70’s and got into hip hop early when my brother bought a 12” EP of “Rapper’s Delight” (which I still have). My cousins and I were really into hip hop from the late 70’s, though the 80’s and into the 90’s, despite being very white, very middle class British kids. NWA was a…

Can you spell hypocrite...?

There are several ways to straight lace shoes, not just this method.

Nowadays I don’t often get excited about games, but when there’s a game I am excited about, I really don’t want to know anything at all about it except the release date.

How about an African Grey...? ;-)

All of them are beautiful, but that BW shot of the P38’s? That’s just magical...

The grilled cheese one reminds me of a wedding we attended a few years back. My son was about three or four at the time. This wedding was the missus’ cousin’s, and as the chap she was marrying is quite wealthy, but fairly down to earth, it was trying desperately to be far more fancy than it actually was. I should also…

It’s at times like this I really miss drag racing. Some of you may know I used to build drag engines years ago, but these cars are just so insanely powerful. The cars we used to run in the late 80’s were 3 or 4000 horsepower. Nowadays they’re running about 7000 horsepower.

I’m an atheist too. I have two kids, a boy of nine and a girl of five. When this question comes up, I tell them that no-one really knows what happens, and that some people believe we go to Heaven, some believe in reincarnation, some believe we just end and so forth.

They could be on to something - a TV show along the lines of Judge Judy, with live combat.

Don’t let these airborne operators lack of high-tech gizmos or the latest and greatest armament fool you.

I hate loud pipes. My first ever bike when I was 16 was a Suzuki TS50ER, the bike that both of my brothers had before me. One of them, I don’t remember which, had removed the packing from the silencer to make it louder, but to me it always sounded like an angry wasp.

I’ve always been a big fan of the Typhoon, but damn, the Russians do build pretty planes.

For some reason I am reminded of an old point and click adventure I bought once on the cheap rack in a supermarket, some detective thing about druids, I believe. I played it for about 30 minutes and then got completely and utterly stuck.

When we go out to eat, which is not that often, when the missus wants to attract the waiter’s attention, she puts her hand up.