When I found this mans Amazon page, I was in tears. For hours. Its insanely hilarious.
I don't know what he's trying to accomplish, but its funny/

I don't know if anyone will care, but I stayed at the Listel Hotel in Vancouver a couple years ago for a work trip at their Convention Center. (The Listel is awesome, stay there always if you visit Vancouver). There's a place called Earl's on Robson St. First, and only time Ive had a Caesar. It was amazing. I drank…

I kind of liked that joke.
Anything ever happen to that Limbaugh fellow after he called Chelsea Clinton "the new White House dog?"

I drive past them a lot since I live and work in Ohio, but I can't seem to bring myself past the rampant diarrhea Ill receive upon eating at a Skyline. Still haven't done it

YOU LIKA THE CIVIL RIGHTS TWEEEEEEEEEET?!?
Doesn't this turd think vaccines cause autism?

Love hissing fauna.
I ate shrooms and listened to that album years ago.
I should revisit it.

Yeah, thats what I thought.
But they also seemed to allude to cannibalism and possibly necrophilia.

Im 31. WHAT PERSON MY AGE WATCHES BILL O REILLY AND TUCKER CARLSON?!

Its "libtard SJW snowflake" thank you very much.

So, when will they be part of the new InfoWars late nite programming?

Im hoping Van Helsing doesn't suck this time around.
That gritty Mummy reboot looks ridiculous.

We are so boned

John C McGinley is the best.
That scene where he talks about hitting his daughter with a bag of oranges had me on the floor.

BRING BACK TROPHY WIFE

BoJangles is the best. Those breakfast sammies are to die for.
Everytime I travel to the south on business, its the first thing I hit up.

January Jones is hitting her stride in this season and I laugh every time she's on screen. There's something oddly hilarious about her finally breaking down in the post apocalyptic world.

Ive been off of it for a week, and its fantastic. Ive been trying to get my wife to buy in, she's reluctant, but Ill slowly brain wash her.

Finally watched this over the weekend. I liked it, lots of Evil Dead feels, plus I love John C. Great actor. Ill keep watching!

I eat hot fries but I get your point

So I should not watch Gotham? BATMANS TINY AND NOT BROODING YET THO