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1) This is one of my MOST favorite books of all time, and can’t wait to see it!

OK sure, Melania...

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Your insistence on properly identifying parts of speech is what’s keeping us from the revolution

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

not to be dramatic but that is the best sentence ever to be written in the history of the english language

At around 5 a.m. during the first night my boyfriend spent at my apartment, we were shocked out of our sleep by a

#ImWithHer

“We started to suspect that the accent was... less than genuine when he hung up by saying ‘Thank you! Come again!’”

His parents are.

*faaaaaaaaaart noise*

THANK YOU. I live in Philly, and knew what it meant *immediately.* Because of context. Jeez.

Really I think it would be the cervix.

Uterus: starts with u and ends with us.

EXTRA EXTRA - Maureen Dowd, still a total jerk, rambles slightly new flavors of her same old anti-Clinton dogma.

MoDo is still angry at Hillary for not leaving Bill after he *humiliated* her. She (allegedly) betrayed the sisterhood and set a horrible example for all those other women (and cheating men). I felt back then and feel even more strongly now that going along with the narrative that Bill, or any other cheater that gets

Thank you, thank you for this. I’ve been worried. I have 2 cats and 2 dogs, and am 13 weeks along. Goo-caps for critter-sniffin’!

I love everything about this response.