Thanks! Good luck with the “trying.” It took us longer than expected (8 months) and my periods were really irregular, I was frankly SHOCKED when I got a positive. 5 weeks in it still doesn’t feel real. We haven’t even told family yet cause we don’t want to get their hopes up until the miscarriage risk has dropped a…

Ummmm, there’s only about 2% of all things on the internet that *don’t* turn into a blue/gold dress situation.

I was thinking the fact that he had sex in undergrad was the outrageous sex rumor.

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

White people.

She makes good vegan lasagna, though.

I love that this long loopy thing can twist and become a smaller loopy thing.

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

no shame necessary! That’s great!

Calm down there, Satan.

Candy Spelling

i wonder if anyone ever actually tried to create that game based on the little snippets of info from the show.

I CALL LEDGERMAN!

Or how about.... Cones of Dunshire?

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.