Personally I find it odd that so far every single Miss Universe has come from Earth.

I am becoming more and more comfortable with the fact that when the apocalypse does hit I will probably be one of the first people to die.

You can feed a Syrian refugee child for about 50 cents a day. They could have provided 200,000 days of food. Good thing they got a dog - which they could have gotten for free from Craigslist.

No, I can’t force people to spend their money is a reasonable or responsible way, but I can and will continue to call them selfish assholes for wasting their money in such a way.

If anyone is wondering, that money could have saved AT LEAST two hundred shelter dogs.

I have a two year old dog and a two year old kid and the dog is delightful.

I saw that on twitter! That was awesome.

If by “adopt” you mean “acquire cats, bunnies, sloths and capybaras”, then yes. If I could regrow my uterus and give birth to a sloth, I would. But human babies? No.

Or blood.

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

guys i real life gasped when he tripped

I’m pretty sure that was the point. War didn’t magically solve these issues, and by the third book it’s abundantly clear that Katniss is suffering some pretty major PTSD. I’m always so surprised at people that were disappointed in Mockingjay, and how everything didn’t come to a neat, happy little resolution. I liked…

Ask and you shall receive.

My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.

And people who think that “myself” is just a fancier version of “me.” I stop listening immediately.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy

your 11-year-old gets it

She’s also a very accomplished guitarist.

your bagels are indeed damn good and are one of my favorite foods.