“Goats are stupid, hard-headed animals. That’s why they call them ‘Nature’s Presidents’.”

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.

If it doesn’t include the obvious R.E.M. song, then the opera is invalid.

[Cohen]: Listen Donald to the warning I give:

So now I’m rooting for Trey fucking Gowdy? Goddamn it!

I wonder if this will eventually surpass firing Marilu Henner in Week 10 of Celebrity Apprentice 6 in the annals of history.

“Mr. Engler then looked directly at me... ‘well give me a number.’”

You’re killing me, Smalls.

Initially we just thought that Icognito was your average schoolyard bully. But given what’s happened to Martin’s life since, it turns out Richie might be one of the greatest bullies of all time. It really makes you reconsider where you rank him.

I’ll tell ya you can get pretty good look at a butcher’s ass but I wouldn’t want to stick my head up there! Wait, it’s gotta be your bull. Shut up, Richard.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

So Maher can’t see past his own personal fee-fees because boycotts were mean to him once? Color me not even the little bit surprised. At least half of his shitty, hypocritical takes can probably be traced back to the cancellation of Politically Incorrect. FFS Get over, Bill. You’re doing just fine now.

Edgy, Bill. Say...got any opinions on religion?

So pretty much: “Maybe she shouldn’t have said it, but she certainly shouldn’t have suffered any consequences because she did say it!”

It whispered in his ear: Dear God do I fucking loathe Lee Greenwood...

Well... ok, but you have to lose the guns and learn to say sorry with sincerity. There are many other items on the list but let’s start with those.

DJT, rocking a traditionally feminine polo.

Filed to Upsets.

Jesus fuck, Tim.