why are you going around demanding people who are asking for justice somehow turn into members of Congress? I imagine it’s so when they don’t have a perfectly fleshed out answer for you, you can pounce on them as uninformed and reactionary. Just looking for that GOTCHA, instead of engaging in intelligent discourse.…

I don’t get fashion most of the times. It’s like high fashion’s purpose is to make very attractive people look as unattractive as possible.

my childhood toy poodle, all ten pounds of him, scared some big dudes who came to the door while i was home alone. i could hear one of them say, that dog looks mean. he wasn’t wrong.

True! Great security + endless source of amusement and affection = perfect roommates.

All this clothes look like they were made for Gru from Despicable Me.

And they’re likely sweet to you because they care about you. If you were in danger they would act accordingly. My sisters dog probably weighs five pounds and loves me to death, but even he snapped at me when I jokingly hit her. Shocked everyone.

Now that’s a good use for gun ownership.

Hey, this is a smart and nuanced comment. Bravo!

When I was younger I used to always yank open the shower curtain if I hadn’t been in the bathroom for awhile, especially at night or when coming back from a family trip.

I have a cat that will sometimes grab my ankles, so yeah.

Yep, that’s where my cat likes to hide before bed time, and she will often grab my ankle, so going to bed is an anxiety filled moment.

Platform bed with drawers. Nobody’s getting under that.

Holy shit.

See, this is why I own 2 large breed dogs. They’re not aggressive (though they sound scary through the front door), but they’ll at least let me know when there’s a violent, stalker-y creep HIDING UNDER MY BED.

If we had stricter gun laws this woman would still have been able to get a gun to protect herself. The point of gun control isn’t to take away guns. It’s to make it much more difficult for people who shouldn’t have them to get them. Gun control would also put limits on the types of guns that are available. No one…

1.) I’m glad she shot him (I know that’s hypocritical as an empathetic eastern lib who hates guns. I don’t care.)

If this were a just world, she would be able to sue her ex to pay for the security system she needs thanks to her ex.

InB4 all the TROLLZ argleblargle that this one incident justifies our moronic lack of gun laws.

Ha, no, it was Ms. Permes. I don’t remember her first name.

I think a basic rule of thumb for every job is that you can blow off as much steam as you want, but never put it in writing.

Seriously, I guessed their mistake may be writing it down somewhere, but I honestly don’t give a crap about teachers venting.