It’s always a good idea to minimize contact with The Discourse.

The theories were fun, but I was able to enjoy the show for what it is.

Yeaaaaah. And I’m super glad it didn’t involve any of that. It would have distracted from what the show was actually about. 

I tried to stay spoiler-free and away from most of the speculation and I think it paid off for me. The fans who have whipped themselves into a frenzy because the final 10 minutes wasn’t a bunch of cameos for people whose names aren’t anywhere in the title of the show seem to be taking it pretty hard.

Kamala Khan is coming in Captain Marvel 2/a Ms. Marvel show and Yelena Belova appears confirmed for Hawkeye after Black Widow, it sure seems like a next gen team is coming.

Hayward wasn’t fleeing, he was backing up to try to run down the kids. And he was head of SWORD, so while he clearly exceeded his authority, it’s unclear how much of what he was doing before the Hex was unauthorized. Certainly SWORD’s operatives would normally follow their director’s instructions, and he’d have his…

You, and people like you, are why the sun set on the British Empire. 

Has anyone pitched a movie where a plain (ie, brunette) high-school girl moves to a new school or something and feels totally unaccepted and ugly and alone but somehow catches the eye of not one, but two, smoulderingly interchangeable bad-boys, as well as the respect and admiration of the popular (ie blonde) girl and…

You have this ridiculous issue with Meghan but you have no problem with Andrew or Princess Michael of Kent? I certainly have a problem with that trash. This _idiocy_ about tights is not why people hate Americans, you raging, racist simpleton.

Kate was taking on a role.

In a show of respect for your culture, bugger off. All this shit is pure, naked racism. Your culture also voted for Brexit, failed to control the coronavirus rampaging through your country, and continues, through tradition, protocol, and culture, to oppress and allow violence against immigrants and people of color in…

Ending this tirade with what is essentially “but why isn’t there a WHITE HISTORY MONTH?!” sums up your objections to Meghan quite perfectly.

She didn’t open the front door and maybe see where it was? Kinda looked like it was being rehabbed, didn’t it? So somone knows it’s there. Still freaky to think someone could climb into your apt. through your bathroom wall.

Counterpoint: if it was a warm day, no tights is vastly more comfortable than wearing tights. It’s ridiculous to force a small child to be uncomfortable because of “tradition.” That has nothing to do with Hollywood or Instagram.

And this ridiculousness is why the monarchy isn't long for this world. Who gives a shit about flower girls wearing tights? 

Goddamn, Mads Mikkelsen is a good-looking man.

Absolutely underrated comment. I don’t like that Republicans can push around Cabinet picks but Tanden was problematic for exactly that reason. May we have Katie Porter step up? I’m ready for her to cut it up some more and get a bigger stage and do that good damage.

Woman also thankfully wasn’t given a job because she spent a decade lobbying for military contractors and middle eastern nations to democratic politicians.

God I’ll be happy when her fanbase ages out of marketing relevance. Imagine harassing some corporate social media team because a terrible show made a bad joke about a singer whose music you like.

Thank you to Taylor Swift for letting me know that a Netflix show I’ve never heard of made an obvious joke at your expense.